“Jared,” I yelled as soon as I opened the door to our dorm room. Jared leaned against his red husband pillow and watched a TV show on his iPad. “We have a problem.”
“What did you do now?” He didn’t even look away from his screen.
“I may have exaggerated about how my date went last night. Apparently, Noelle had a different story.”
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After my mom unpacked my stuff and set up my room for me it was time for her to leave. I appreciated her wanting to help. But now I felt she was overstaying her welcome. I was planning on getting a girlfriend down here and I felt she was just going to make me look less cool.
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“New York, New York!” I sang
“Why do you have to loudly belt out that song every time we go to this city, Johan?” My mom asked.
“I’m practicing my theatre skills.” I had to if I wanted to be on Broadway one day.
“Okay, well are you hungry? We can stop at a diner if you want some dinner.”
I was feeling a little hungry. Although I wanted to keep my lean physique for the girls at this program.
We stopped at a small diner on an empty road in Connecticut, where I got the late-night special meal, which consisted of a double stacked bacon, cheeseburger with onions, a side of curly fries, some chicken tenders, and a biscuit. I also ordered a shake because I figured it was like a protein shake just with ice cream instead.
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According to Chren 