“Jared,” I yelled as soon as I opened the door to our dorm room. Jared leaned against his red husband pillow and watched a TV show on his iPad. “We have a problem.”
“What did you do now?” He didn’t even look away from his screen.
“I may have exaggerated about how my date went last night. Apparently, Noelle had a different story.”
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I was feeling really confident about the date tonight. I made Jared handle the reservations at the fanciest French restaurant in Manhattan…that my mom could afford. I traded in my trusty skinny jeans for the suit Arthur bought me a few months ago. Instead of a stupid taxicab, I tried to hire a limo, but you had to be 18 to make a reservation. Oh well, my mom would have been pissed anyway.
When I told Jared what happened the night before, he asked what idiot would confuse his female date with long dark hair for a waiter with a buzzed head? With Noelle in heels, she and the waiter were almost the same height, but that only made Jared laugh more.
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After a long, hot shower, I took in my reflection in the mirror. The nose pimples faded to nothing more than slight redness and my light skin began to tan evenly over my body, giving me a healthy glow. I brushed back my short dark hair, placing the blue gel over the surface.
“What do you think, Jared?” I stepped out of the bathroom in only a towel. This was my big night. I had to impress Noelle with the perfect outfit.
“Like a human?”
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After a long day at the office, there’s nothing better than relaxing in front of the TV. We’ve watched plenty of shows through the years, like most people. But we wanted to compile a list of our favorite shows to rewatch. To get on this list, we’ve had to rewatch the show multiple times. And we haven’t gotten tired of them! What do you rewatch when you want to relax? Let us know in the comments.
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I woke up the next morning with a terrible headache. Great, I thought. I probably blacked out and ended up embarrassing myself in front of that girl along with everyone else at the party. I then noticed that I was completely naked, and I was in someone else’s room.
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After my mom unpacked my stuff and set up my room for me it was time for her to leave. I appreciated her wanting to help. But now I felt she was overstaying her welcome. I was planning on getting a girlfriend down here and I felt she was just going to make me look less cool.
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“New York, New York!” I sang
“Why do you have to loudly belt out that song every time we go to this city, Johan?” My mom asked.
“I’m practicing my theatre skills.” I had to if I wanted to be on Broadway one day.
“Okay, well are you hungry? We can stop at a diner if you want some dinner.”
I was feeling a little hungry. Although I wanted to keep my lean physique for the girls at this program.
We stopped at a small diner on an empty road in Connecticut, where I got the late-night special meal, which consisted of a double stacked bacon, cheeseburger with onions, a side of curly fries, some chicken tenders, and a biscuit. I also ordered a shake because I figured it was like a protein shake just with ice cream instead.
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If you’ve been paying attention to headlines and your Netflix account this month, you’ve probably heard the name Anna Delvey. Netflix’s Inventing Anna tells the story of the fake heiress through a mini-series consisting of nine episodes.
We recently finished the series and have a lot of thoughts regarding this con woman.
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